De-Beaking

De-Beaking

Chopping the beak off a chicken one at a time is terribly inefficient. This is done to prevent the chickens from injuring each other in most modern egg farms.

Chickens in close captivity are prevented from establishing a pecking order when enclosed in close quarters. The inability to establish a pecking order causes incesseant fighting and injury between the chickens caged in captivity.

De-Beaking removes the chickens beak so they cannot attack or injur eachother in the modern egg farm. This gives more fuel to the enemy liberals who are concerned about the feelings of the chicken.
According to the liberals "De-beaking damages the chickens facial nerves. The beak is removed with a hot knife, and the chicken is not given any pain killers." Please, this is utter nonsense. Not only is de-beaking inefficient its considered "cruel" by the liberals. For these reasons and more, pithing the chicken is a preferred method of control.

Not only is pithing cost effective, but once the chickens higher brain functions are removed, the chicken cannot feel any pain.

Pithing

In many high school biology classes frogs are pithed to keep the respiratory and heart functions normal while they are dissected. Pithing involves destroying the higher brain functions of a frog by jamming a sharp instrument through the base of the frog's skull. The meatrix box is designed for a pithed chicken.

Pithing is much more efficient, and turns the chicken into nothing more than a biological profit unit. This should resolve the liberal argument of a painful or tortured existence. In addition, the chickens will no longer feel pain as the are plucked and have their heads ripped of by the highly efficient poultry machines.